“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

“You can observe a lot by just watching.”

“Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.”

“No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.”

“There’s a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.”

“My rule is to break one sweat a day.”

“The best advice comes from people who don’t give advice.”

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“I talk to myself all the time. Just make sure you answer.”

“The future ain’t what it used to be.”

“I’m not arrogant enough to look back on my career and criticize my choices. It’s really not my place.”

“Water’s never clumsy.”

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”

“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”

“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”

“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

“Taking care of yourself takes care of more than just yourself.”

“It's like déjà vu all over again.”

“Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward.”